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my sister really, really hates when Christmas presents take too long to unwrap

victoryjobs:

  • so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in
  • put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper
  • wrapped that box
  • put that box in a bigger box
  • taped that box shut
  • wrapped the big box
  • wrapped it again in tissue paper
  • put it in a bag filled with tissue paper
  • and put a bow on it
  • merry Christmas, I’m an asshole :)
(12:18am)
I really think he hates Twilight more than I do.

kellybluerhea:

abortedslunk:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

He is my favourite not-vampire

I think he hates Twilight more than I do. Like, for real.

(12:17am)
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the crab in the middle, omg<3
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