victoryjobs:

• so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in
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• put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper
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• wrapped that box
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• put that box in a bigger box
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• taped that box shut
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• wrapped the big box
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• wrapped it again in tissue paper
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• put it in a bag filled with tissue paper
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• and put a bow on it
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• merry Christmas, I’m an asshole :)

kellybluerhea:

abortedslunk:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

He is my favourite not-vampire

I think he hates Twilight more than I do. Like, for real.